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Plant Demotivational Poster


PIG -


TAGS: pig define plant bacon
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:00 pm
Mmmm, bacon plants.


CLUMSY PANDA - I'm not clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me, tables and chairs attack me, and the wall just gets in the way.


TAGS: faceplant clumsy
Rating: 4.72/5

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Airman - November 9, 2011, 2:53 pm
Einstein Panda returns!


VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter


TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967


ZOMBIE GNOMES -




FOOD PYRAMID - Apparently the aliens don't like plants


TAGS: food pyramid aliens zombies plants
Rating: 4/5

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hangmanheadphones - October 6, 2010, 2:32 am
Perhaps the aliens ARE plants. Eh, eh?
hootizz - September 16, 2010, 7:38 am
Yes.., it is to do with the fact that they can not a***ly probe them...


NEIGHBOUR ANNOYING YOU? - HOW TO GET THEM TO STOP FOR GOOD




PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.


TAGS: see any servicemember for expert implantation today to speak with allah
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers


END OF AN ERA -


TAGS: boeing plant seattle
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

FatherTyme - June 25, 2011, 1:03 pm
Synth, one can only imagine the Motis your dad can make with his knowledge of WWII aviation...
DrSynth - March 6, 2011, 2:17 am
my dad'll love this one he know's more about WWI/II aviation than the history,discovery and natgeo channels combined
LadyRaven731 - March 2, 2011, 11:19 pm
And a once great nation trembled in fear.
Reality Lord - December 30, 2010, 4:56 pm

awesome tribute.
Derek - December 30, 2010, 4:12 pm
16 B-17s/day!!! Mein Gott!!!


BREAST IMPLANTS - You're Doing It Wrong.


TAGS: bre*** implants wrong
Rating: 2.7/5

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Scorpio7 - November 22, 2008, 12:37 am
"He's strong to the finish, 'cause he ate his Spinach..."
Rogue - June 13, 2008, 11:40 am
I like. xD


BRAWNDO - It has what plants crave.


TAGS: brawndo plants idiocracy
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Lex

Derek - August 13, 2009, 6:07 pm
Ahhh a great movie - if only it hadn't such disturbing prescience.


FACEPLANT -




DETERMINATION - Even if you fall flat on your face You are still moving forward


TAGS: determination faceplant
Rating: 4.47/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:15 am
Nice fall
mariand - June 8, 2011, 2:49 pm
lol


VEGETARIANISM - A viable alternative,till you realize half your DNA is the same as a tree's. Face it: you're a mutated, walking plant. Cannibal.


TAGS: vegetarianism plants meat
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by okami

Ed-Hyde - September 14, 2009, 9:47 am
When they are vegetables, of course.
Shamrock - September 14, 2009, 9:45 am
What? Since when are humans plants?


GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -


TAGS: german girls drinking german beer guten tag and thanks for the assist faceplant
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Who Cares?

forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm
Cheers!


PIERCINGS... MEH... - The cool kids are having bagel implants!


TAGS: the cool kids are having bagel implants
Rating: 4.25/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 11:04 pm
Those look like horrible tumors.


FACEPLANT'S CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT - The Only Rule You Must Chug A 16oz Beer On Each Teebox It's for a good cause. Really.


TAGS: faceplant golf charity
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by Airman

ICEMAN - June 25, 2010, 10:25 pm
I'm in. Set me up for a tee time. Just as long as it ain't b***wiper.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:17 pm
and LMAO@stitches.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:16 pm
This piucture was taken on the way to the 2nd tee.
Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 2:21 pm
It went really well. I only got 7 stitches over par.


PROFESSIONALS - Don't need parachutes




FACEPLANT! - Because nobody love you!


TAGS: faceplant
Rating: 2.36/5

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fabio - May 6, 2009, 12:35 am
Dhalsim WINS!


TA DA!!!!! - Bull plant


TAGS: bull plant
Rating: 4.65/5

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falloutghoul - March 1, 2012, 6:58 pm
Ole!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 29, 2012, 5:41 pm
Nice! Very nice!
gas - February 28, 2012, 10:28 am
lol, I guess that bull deserves the two ears and the tail
Zetmonk - February 28, 2012, 5:39 am
This is a no-brainer, but got me lauging hardest of all the posters today. Humour is a funny thing... 5L


CONFIDENCE -


TAGS: confidence fall faceplant
Rating: 4.57/5

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CANADA - July 5, 2010, 11:30 am
lol. been there, done that
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 4:50 am
@face i bet is the whiskey for you, for me is the "another one bites the dust" line
Faceplant31 - July 5, 2010, 3:28 am
domt know why but i love it. 5L


HEAD PROTECTION - Umbrellas don't work.


TAGS: helmet ouch faceplant
Rating: 2.9/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 11:28 pm
lolz


I SAW - A woman wearing a shirt that said "Guess" on it So i said "Implants?" She hit me


TAGS: do small ***b implants exist
Rating: 4.23/5

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AcidRain - May 18, 2012, 3:25 pm
My guess would be bre*** cancer.


PLANTS V.S. ZOMBIES - Seems like I got to plant some more Venus Fly Traps, dontcha think?




THE INTERNETS -


TAGS: simple question faceplant
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Airman

Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 4:49 pm
Funny
Sean - May 16, 2011, 2:10 pm
Hilarious.
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:26 am
Nice Airman, and true! The'Internets' has everything! I saw it!
TheOne - May 12, 2011, 5:09 pm
Nice.


DEDICATION - well they did say to steal 2nd at all costs




VAMPIRES -




REALIZING THE TRUTH - I Should Have Gone To School Today


TAGS: face plant
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by shmoe13

spacedog - March 1, 2011, 7:33 pm
Holy Shmoely! He finally made a poster! Nice to see you start. Keep it up.


SO JIMBO -




FACEPLANTS - This is what happens, when we try to defy gravity....




BRAKES FAIL -


TAGS: bicycle faceplant brakes wytch
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by Wytch

forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:32 am
hey wytch, how about quality over quantity? you don't have to create ten posters a day! ;)


STOICISM -




CONFESSIONS -


TAGS: plants wither die cacti eyes
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Houseplant - June 17, 2012, 12:35 pm
Just feed me beer once in and while and i'll be just fine...5L
Sho - June 16, 2012, 1:34 pm
Lol since those grow in the wild here, no one has them xD
gas - June 15, 2012, 8:35 pm
I also had a cactus once xD


SUCCESS IS... - how high you bounce when you hit bottom. General George Patton




Faceplant -




File Transfer -




FACEPLANT IN PROGRESS - Looks like you had some mis-calculations in your drawing board there bub.


TAGS: sports motor bike jump face plant
Rating: 2.92/5

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Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 9:43 am
Actually this was planned out perfectly. It is the b**** ex wife trying to still kill me!


CHILDHOOD DREAMS - ever since she was little she wanted to be a plant


TAGS: eyebrows plant childhood dreams
Rating: 1.82/5

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rerun - March 10, 2010, 8:35 pm

Hey Face, you know this chick?


SINCE 1870 -


TAGS: bicycles men faceplant epic fail
Rating: 4.75/5

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djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 8:55 am
Indeed. Took me some time to find a pic where it seemed guaranteed. I don't see how people rode Penny-farthings, and I'm sure falling off was a frequent occurrence.
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:26 pm
THat's True !


HEY LOOK A HYDREIGHNES - No wait, hydrehgnes, no herydsenes, hydrenes? Stupid spelling.


TAGS: spelling flower plant nazi epicscribbles
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by EpicScribbles

EpicScribbles - June 12, 2011, 1:52 am
Yeah, and that phiclosspopcal? philisophical? phislsocpical?
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 6:20 am
Yeah or those bastard chrisantamem.. Chrysantimum.. The ones that sorta look like peonys


FACEPLANT CLASS PICTURE -




THE NEW MODS -


TAGS: faceplant mooooo reality lord hammer
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 7:18 pm
Wow, had no idea, Jews were involved, ****, I should run off the site now! lmao What diff does it make?
rerun - January 9, 2011, 7:14 pm

It's a club.....
Cubbybear - January 9, 2011, 7:08 pm
What's with all the Jewish Mods?....LOL!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:52 pm
Agg, I didn't say FAP!
agdaniele - January 9, 2011, 5:07 pm
I told you to go with padded walls.
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2011, 4:05 pm
$400 damage to the drywall alone this weekend at MotiHQ. gonna have to give them the 5LB'r. and I thought with those emmense forearms they sport, they'd have been able to grip it better
agdaniele - January 9, 2011, 3:43 pm
Put that thing down... you don't know how to use it!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:40 am
Fab! lol 5L's


AN ARTIST'S TORTURED SOUL - Misunderstood, ridiculed, belittled. All they want is to see you caper and dance. Bastards all...


TAGS: faceplant sickartist chompers clowns tortured souls
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Chef

Chompers - June 23, 2010, 7:42 am
I'm not so much tortured as the torturer
sickartist - June 23, 2010, 6:29 am
Genius is pain 5L
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 1:22 am
Too soon.


TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: helmet tough vegetable juice faceplant
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 7:55 pm
Gonna feel that one in the morning


FACEPLANT31 - Now you know what he goes through everyday


TAGS: pies and clowns but mostly faceplant31
Rating: 3.38/5

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Faceplant31 - March 8, 2010, 3:41 pm
I can tend to do that to people.
Eternal Lord Jackass - March 8, 2010, 2:51 pm
This picture kinda creeps me out, I feel like he's looking at my soul.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 8:18 pm
glad to see you working away from your earlier look what I found's
Dr. Rusak - February 3, 2010, 7:50 pm
I know this poster is overused, but at least the idea is mine
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 7:29 pm
A very nice tribute to Face, but Doc, this pic was used 2 days ago 88218, do you not look at other posters?
Faceplant31 - February 3, 2010, 7:22 pm
... and thats how the slaughter started. Thanks Dr.


NATURE -




preparation -


TAGS: plant dream fear love hope
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

Zetmonk - October 14, 2013, 5:11 pm
Tell that to the d*** kid under the bed in the other poster. Still making me itch...
steve1961 - October 11, 2013, 4:23 am
I'm constantly impressed by how consistly great your posters are, Sho. Adding the ability to go light or dark just adds to the awesomeness. 5L
Sho - October 10, 2013, 9:31 pm
Yep, it's me :)
GaryO - October 10, 2013, 9:11 pm
Sho???????
Greeny - October 10, 2013, 8:30 pm
Very
rerun - October 10, 2013, 7:51 pm

Beautiful.


TENACITY -


TAGS: plants through asphalt
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 10:59 am

I'm certain ours need Roundup to live.
lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 10:43 am

Done, again!~
rerun - June 23, 2013, 10:28 am

twist as well
GaryO - June 23, 2013, 9:47 am
Yeah, I have those in my drive too. Seems they are getting rather robust off the poison I’ve been feeding them.


Go Organic -




THE NEXT WORD IS -


TAGS: faceplant spelling bee
Rating: 4.8/5

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autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 2:16 pm
Looking at my comment, it almost looks like a dig. So not what it was. Like to try to make my 5L's funny ;)
autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 8:58 pm
lol Vote Me! I'm smarter then (5 5th graders!)
Faceplant31 - January 7, 2011, 3:43 pm
amsome! I bet i could beat those kids,............... with a lead pipe


advice -




The Black Monolith -




THE NEXT GENERATION -


TAGS: ape planter
Rating: 4.56/5

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GaryO - March 13, 2012, 7:02 pm
Thanx, sweet Linda, you're a peach
lgvernon - March 13, 2012, 7:01 pm

Another O'LAWLZ!!~5Ls


SUMMER IN THE CITY SUCKS! -


TAGS: beach crowd rage tth eggplant
Rating: 4.55/5

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DSATHeDRiZZLe - June 27, 2010, 1:45 am
ok...this is a brilliant moti
agdaniele - June 26, 2010, 11:16 pm
Check it out, dude! Total h**tie in yellow!
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 3:14 pm
That's not waldo. That's spontaneous human combustion!
Anything - June 26, 2010, 3:11 pm
Waldo is near the top right.


ANY REGRETS? -


TAGS: faceplant is just cool like that
Rating: 4.53/5

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Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 9:31 pm
Effin A Cotton, effin A. 5L


FACEPLANT -




I DID IT WITH CLAIRE -


TAGS: claire moooo aggy faceplant greyscorpion
Rating: 4.28/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Hawamleh - December 27, 2010, 8:37 am
theres always someone with a worse story ...
Reality Lord - December 27, 2010, 5:50 am

...you fapped to aggy talking to Mooo?.....man i thought i was sick!
Hawamleh - December 26, 2010, 4:39 pm
Goddammit man I was doing a no-fap December, and then this came along... FFS
5150monkeylove - December 26, 2010, 2:44 am
Friggin Awesome!
Claire - December 25, 2010, 10:42 pm
HAHA! I lol'd so hard.
ICEMAN - December 25, 2010, 9:36 pm
Oh sure, let in the unwashed masses why don't ya'.


MR. REEVES -


TAGS: wheel transplant for christopher reeves
Rating: 4.27/5

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pzykosiz - August 30, 2010, 7:08 pm
This is my re-imagine attempt. the original is here - 100419


FACEPLANT'S FAMILY PICNIC - brats, beer, games and fun for all


TAGS: faceplant
Rating: 4.22/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 10:57 pm
Beautiful! Thank you sir! I am honored. Its a shame i forgot to put water on the slide before i said go
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 8:51 pm
yep, that's faces kid alright....apple didn't fall far from the tree there..5L
spacedog - March 16, 2010, 8:43 pm
HA! I'm guessing this girl got a little help from Face's right foot. Nice one Airman.
agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 7:48 pm
Good times! 5L


FACEPLANT31 -


TAGS: lets all hope he makes it to faceplant32
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 6:32 pm
ROR! Touche' aggy.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 6:28 pm
There's a short-bus full of droolers who might disagree with you... if they could.
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 6:21 pm
Helmets are for smart people.
Dariodee - March 30, 2010, 6:14 pm
No helmet...
Faceplant31 - March 29, 2010, 11:52 am
Thank you good sir! 5L and fav'd.


AT THE CARNIVAL OF MOTIFAKE - We have doorkeepers to repel the unwanted. And to scare the bejesus out of those of us who are AFRAID OF CLOWNS!!




FACEPLANT31 - Don't call him a pothead. He hates that.


TAGS: faceplant31 tribute
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:43 pm
AMSOME Pro Thanks. You umm nailed it on the head 5L
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 8:48 pm
lol Great pun! 5/5


FACEPLANT'S DELIGHTED GIGGLE... - As he closes in on his next subject ready to rend and tear to the heart and leave the rest of us to stare... (and clean up the mess)


TAGS: faceplant giggle tear rend
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Chef

Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 7:06 pm
Im game for whatever yall wanna do.
thatonechick - June 3, 2010, 6:49 pm
I was jk. Face asked our permission, so if he doesn't want it, we're not gonna. :) ...Okay, maybe occasionally.
Chef - June 3, 2010, 6:40 pm
Aye and double AYE!
R.S.Jake - June 3, 2010, 6:39 pm
Nonsense Poopy Pants! BumbleBee Tuna!
Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 6:37 pm
No no no. You would scare away to many potential motifam members with all the clown pics
R.S.Jake - June 3, 2010, 6:33 pm
Aye!
thatonechick - June 3, 2010, 6:32 pm
I move that since face didn't put himself on the calendar, every day in June is also faceplant day. All in favor? :P
Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 6:28 pm
Thanks chef!


Mr. Peanut -




HI PITCHED WHISTLE -


TAGS: faceplant moderator navy
Rating: 3.77/5

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Blackjack - May 19, 2011, 4:13 pm
"Attention on Deck!" "Moderator Faceplant has the Bridge"... I forget, I haven't been stationed on a ship yet.
Airman - May 18, 2011, 5:45 pm
my apologies to the Navy folks. I think that's supposed to be 'on' the bridge, not 'to'


EPIC FACEPLANT - hands down


TAGS: face plant
Rating: 3.55/5

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Faceplant31 - January 7, 2010, 7:30 pm
ROR!! Comedy Grey!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 7:18 pm
flight 31 ;)


WINTER - this is what i saw in the winter of 2010




BREAKING UP -




BROOKE CRAIN - Pretty Girl, But Will She Stay Pretty If She Keeps Face Planting Like This?




INTELLIGENT DESIGN -


TAGS: beak plant ha ha
Rating: 2.09/5

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FACE PLANT - Don't over clear the landing, douche!


TAGS: face plant
Rating: 1.71/5


SOCCER - In some countries showing the bottom of you feet to somebody is considered and insult.




OOPS... - I Did It Wrong Too...




Faceplant -


TAGS: faceplant eggplant
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - August 13, 2016, 12:06 pm
Thanks :)
concern3 - August 13, 2016, 5:44 am
UP yours
JesusWept - August 12, 2016, 11:28 am
Too bad it wasn't a eggplant. JUST KIDDING :~)
MissPriss - August 12, 2016, 10:28 am
I pulled UP a carrot from the garden once that looked like er, um, well let's just say no batteries required that night. JUST KIDDING :~)


Did you know.. -


TAGS: eggplant
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - December 3, 2015, 8:58 am
Oh, I do like this'n. Yessir.
JesusWept - December 3, 2015, 5:57 am
Haha real nice. L L L L L


HINDSIGHT IS 20/20 -


TAGS: hindsight foresight skateboard fail faceplant
Rating: 4.88/5

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JesusWept - September 15, 2015, 11:10 am
Now he has the chance to see what scots have under the kilt. L L L L L


EXISTENTIALIST GARDENING -




Boxers With Heels -


TAGS: casual friday blunder shamed faceplant
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - November 24, 2014, 10:52 am
Access is paramount, I think not.
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:26 am
Hope he stitched the access flap closed! oops! 5 lions on their backs kicking their paws with laughter!


Step Two -




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