Plant Demotivational Poster
CLUMSY PANDA - I'm not clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me, tables and chairs attack me, and the wall just gets in the way.
VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter
ZOMBIE GNOMES -
FOOD PYRAMID - Apparently the aliens don't like plants
NEIGHBOUR ANNOYING YOU? - HOW TO GET THEM TO STOP FOR GOOD
PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.
END OF AN ERA -
BREAST IMPLANTS - You're Doing It Wrong.
BRAWNDO - It has what plants crave.
DETERMINATION - Even if you fall flat on your face You are still moving forward
VEGETARIANISM - A viable alternative,till you realize half your DNA is the same as a tree's. Face it: you're a mutated, walking plant. Cannibal.
GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -
PIERCINGS... MEH... - The cool kids are having bagel implants!
FACEPLANT'S CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT - The Only Rule You Must Chug A 16oz Beer On Each Teebox It's for a good cause. Really.
PROFESSIONALS - Don't need parachutes
FACEPLANT! - Because nobody love you!
TA DA!!!!! - Bull plant
HEAD PROTECTION - Umbrellas don't work.
I SAW - A woman wearing a shirt that said "Guess" on it So i said "Implants?" She hit me
PLANTS V.S. ZOMBIES - Seems like I got to plant some more Venus Fly Traps, dontcha think?
THE INTERNETS -
DEDICATION - well they did say to steal 2nd at all costs
REALIZING THE TRUTH - I Should Have Gone To School Today
SO JIMBO -
FACEPLANTS - This is what happens, when we try to defy gravity....
BRAKES FAIL -
SUCCESS IS... - how high you bounce when you hit bottom. General George Patton
File Transfer -
FACEPLANT IN PROGRESS - Looks like you had some mis-calculations in your drawing board there bub.
CHILDHOOD DREAMS - ever since she was little she wanted to be a plant
SINCE 1870 -
HEY LOOK A HYDREIGHNES - No wait, hydrehgnes, no herydsenes, hydrenes? Stupid spelling.
FACEPLANT CLASS PICTURE -
THE NEW MODS -
AN ARTIST'S TORTURED SOUL - Misunderstood, ridiculed, belittled. All they want is to see you caper and dance. Bastards all...
TOUGH GUYS -
FACEPLANT31 - Now you know what he goes through everyday
Go Organic -
THE NEXT WORD IS -
The Black Monolith -
THE NEXT GENERATION -
SUMMER IN THE CITY SUCKS! -
ANY REGRETS? -
I DID IT WITH CLAIRE -
MR. REEVES -
FACEPLANT'S FAMILY PICNIC - brats, beer, games and fun for all
AT THE CARNIVAL OF MOTIFAKE - We have doorkeepers to repel the unwanted. And to scare the bejesus out of those of us who are AFRAID OF CLOWNS!!
FACEPLANT31 - Don't call him a pothead. He hates that.
FACEPLANT'S DELIGHTED GIGGLE... - As he closes in on his next subject ready to rend and tear to the heart and leave the rest of us to stare... (and clean up the mess)
Mr. Peanut -
HI PITCHED WHISTLE -
EPIC FACEPLANT - hands down
WINTER - this is what i saw in the winter of 2010
BREAKING UP -
BROOKE CRAIN - Pretty Girl, But Will She Stay Pretty If She Keeps Face Planting Like This?
INTELLIGENT DESIGN -
FACE PLANT - Don't over clear the landing, douche!
SOCCER - In some countries showing the bottom of you feet to somebody is considered and insult.
OOPS... - I Did It Wrong Too...
Did you know.. -
HINDSIGHT IS 20/20 -
EXISTENTIALIST GARDENING -
Boxers With Heels -
Step Two -